why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER
HOLY SHIT BALLS
O_O
holy mother of demeter
(Source: videohall)
—(Source: brainbubblegum, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

(via riathesexyman-beast)
“What are you doing here?”
“…I just said, ‘S.H.E…”
“I read the reports- Coulson, Agent - killed in action.”
“… my name is Phil not Agent.”
“How do I know you’re not lying! You lied about dying!”
(via orangeninjadan)

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
…Adventure Time? Oh, hellz yeah!!
merlin omfg why
Burn Notice
I’m a super spy okay AWESOME
Sherlock
moderately okay with this as long as my best friend doesn’t fucking jump off a hospital k thanks
Game of Thrones.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
FUCK ME TOO
SHIT SHIT SHIT
I’M GOING TO GET STABBED IN THE FACE SO FAST
in brightest day
in blackest night
oh god i’m in westeros too
help i dont know how to play the game im gOING TO DIE
Toddlers and Tiaras.
Um.
Legend of Korra
Fuck yeah bitches
Oh my God
Avatar
and you can all suck itDOCTOR WHO
I GET TO RUN AROUND ALL OF SPACE AND TIME WITH THE COOLEST TIME LORD EVER
AND FIGHT BAD GUYS AND BE GENERALLY AWESOME
BECAUSE WIBBLY-WOBBLY-TIMEY-WIMEY, THAT’S WHY
I WIN FOREVER
Falling Skies.
Shit here we go….
(Source: twistedtenderness, via mister-comedy)
its starting
Damn
excuse me did you say florida
welp i’m out
Of fucking course it’s Florida.
Why is it always Florida?
(Source: telltalespider, via veni-vidi-almostvici)
Supposed to be working on a multimedia project in English where the minimum requirement is 2 minutes long movie. Mine’s 1:30 right now and I am already bored by it. No one wants to see what my sophomore year was like, no one cares. I don’t even care. Why do I have to do this. My gosh.
^This
“From Occupy Frankfurt. The German police took off their helmets and marched with the protest clearing the way for them.”
This makes America look awful.
(via seriouslyamerica)
is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.
Verily I say BEES
Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom
We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.
(via riathesexyman-beast)
Cisco. 16. I'm low on creativity, so please enjoy the wonderous things I find from others.